Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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