My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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