He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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