Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i think im in europe. pls send help
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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