i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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