everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
why is half of my head shaved?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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