Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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