Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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