told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
A+ Viking dick
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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