TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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