strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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