can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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