Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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