You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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