Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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