apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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