Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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