Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
At least life still wants to fuck me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
