My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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