I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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