What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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