Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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