Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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