U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I need water and some morals
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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