Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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