Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
