? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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