There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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