Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Damn victory sex feels great
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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