No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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