I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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