What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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