He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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