My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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