Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just had sex on a roof
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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