Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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