what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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