That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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