I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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