Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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