Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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