oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I bet he comes in French.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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