And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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