If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
