That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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