can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
