She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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