my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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