your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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