you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
