Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
This baby is an asshole
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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